Rise From The Ashes!!!!!
Posted on Wednesday, November 6, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Anyways, applause and confetti galore, coz i'm back baby
First of all, an obligatory birthday post to yours truly. Happy twentieth you animal.
Anyway, in the in the interests of lengthening this post and also feeding my inexplicable boredom, i believe an account of the events these past 2 years is in order. So pack your bags kids, and all aboard the crazy train!
'Relevant'
Oh and god forbid i'll just skip the mundane talk on national service coz honestly, i believe we've all heard enough and gotten sick to the stomachs with the talk on camp life and cookhouse food and field camps and ya de da di da
Moving on.
Well, these two years have been rather.... Eventful. Yes. And educational. Extremely educational. On to that in a bit.
Now, a shot of Alison Brie. Damnn she's gorgeous~
Alright. Where was i?
Ah yes. Educational. Quite abit i've learnt about life. Well see, out of sheer curiosity, i've constantly gotten myself knee-deep in crazy after crazy. From dating a crazy schizophrenic to nearly getting (voluntarily) raped by a transvestite with a blindfold fetish (look i didn't know she was a tranny at the time for god's sake) to be nearly force-fed ecstasy pills to waking up at 630am right beside my toilet seat with no memory of the night before. And from all there're two important things i've learnt.
Desperation ain't cool. And washing down whisky with champagne may seem like a good idea at 3am but u gon' regret it.
On desperation:
Yes, desperation can kill. Gone untreated, it fucks your mind up real bad and makes you do stuff so unthinkable you gon' beat yourself up over it years-heck- months down the road. Sure, everybody gets lonely. But when you're to the neck in desperation, your brain sorta shuts you off to signs that the prospective partner in question is more akin to the stalker-psycho-murderer you see next door. Or a heartbreaking asshole.
Psycho-stalker-murderer
So, PSA: curb your desperation. Go invest your time in something you love. Catch up with your old friends. Get a cat.
Stay off social networking sites. Life is fun, don't make it unbearable 👊😁
Aye that's it for now. But yeah what with all the crazy batshit i've dealt with, i regret nothing. S'been a good year :)
And now, another shot of Alison Brie
Dave Franco you lucky son-'a-bitch
PS: oh god just read all my old blog posts and jeez i never realised how cute i was back then lolomgosh
